We recently went to the wedding of two friends, and the wedding was held in Ocean City, New Jersey. OCNJ is a dry town, so after the wedding we went to…not the bar. Instead we walked around the boardwalk. It was a foggy night and spooky AF, because what’s more spooky than deserted, fog-shrouded carnival rides?

I may have watched a few too many horror movies because it wasn’t long before I thought, this sort of thing never ends well.