Favorite Spam Letters
I turned the spam filter for my comments on, so comments of questionable origin are filtered out and need to be approved or else they're history. It's a pretty successful filter, as it has literally blocked hundreds of poorly written, nonsensical emails from being foisted upon the reading public. The language is almost always funny, and I realized, collecting and posting these stupid, stupid letters could be a lot of fun. So here is the first of what is certainly many entries in Favorite Spam Letters, starting with the most recent one and working backwards through time. Enjoy.***
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