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Re-Branding "The Biggest Loser"

Recently, I went to the gym and saw that two of my favorite classes were being held back to back.  I didn't have anything pressing on my agenda and decided, why not?  I had a massive two-hour, almost non-stop (didn't even have to move to a different room), ass-kicking, Body Pump -> Zumba workout.Holy pockets.  I was drained.When I got home I realized...hey...those people on The Biggest Loser, they do these massive two hour workouts.  Three times a day.  Six days a week.  And they're doing it on ground turkey breast and salad.  While I do love that show, I confess I also had a few realizations:1) No wonder they get so cranky and start sniping at each other.  That's got to be unbelievably draining.  I know how I felt after just one, two-hour workout.  Exhaustion!  and...2) Pretty sure that's a house full of hungry people.So in honor of this, I think we should re-brand The Biggest Loser, and call that show what it really is.  So here is the dramatic unveiling of the new logo (drumroll, please)...[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=3R5gHF0vzew]TADA!Oh,you know it's true.Hey, folks.  I just calls 'em as I sees 'em.