Spam Haiku: Google, Spam, Bing

Mmmmm. Spam. Google SPAM. Delectable. Once again, I've received a spam that is far, far too amusing to throw into the electronic junk heap. Thank you, GODS OF SPAM! And I mean this in its many, varied ways. Mostly unretouched. All delicious.

Sooner or later,

Google will find all new spam

methods. These pre-com-

 -puted numbers, hold

on in a very giant

information bank

for millions of the

URLs on the net. But

We're sad that it seems...

...Memorial Day

wasn’t important enough

to Google. Hail Bing!

 (This Google/Bing feud is apparently real, people.)